Nick Twisp / Francois
Sheeni Saunders
Estelle Twisp
Jerry
Lefty
Vijay Joshi
George Twisp
Mr. Ferguson
Lacey
Lance Wescott
Paul Saunders
Taggarty
Bernice Lynch
Matron
Mr. Saunders
Mrs. Saunders
Trent (as Jonathan Bradford Wright)
Old Man
Sailor #1 (as Greg Anderson)
Sailor #2
Officer #1
Officer #2
Albert
Headmistress
Illegal Immigrant #1
Illegal Immigrant #2
Officer A. Fanning
Officer T. Cahill
Store Clerk
Teenage Girl
Jock Guy (as Trevor Duke)
Sheeni Consultant (as JoAnn Jansen)
French Student #1
French Student #2
Student (uncredited)
Soccer Coach (uncredited)
Street Pedestrian (uncredited)
Neighbor on porch (uncredited)