Bruce Campbell: Coach Boomer

Sky High

Coach Boomer

[during Power Placement]
Coach Boomer: [to Layla] You, Flower child. Let's go.
Layla: I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it.
Coach Boomer: Well, you're in luck: This is the situation, and I'm demanding it.
Layla: But to participate in this test would be to support a flawed system. I think the whole Hero-Sidekick dichotomy only serves to...
Coach Boomer: Let me get this straight. Are you refusing to show me your powers?
Layla: Well, it's more complicated than that. I mean...
Coach Boomer: [shouting loud enough for wind to blow into the students' faces] SIDEKICK!
[the bell rings]
Coach Boomer: All right, we'll pick it up right after lunch...
[staring at Will]
Coach Boomer: ... starting with you.

[during Power Placement]
Coach Boomer: Did I say you were next?
Zach: Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your clipboard.
[claps his hands together and opens his arms again slowly. Nothing happens]
Coach Boomer: Any day now, superstar.
Zach: I'm doing it.
Coach Boomer: Doing what?
Zach: I'm glowing!
Coach Boomer: I don't think so.
Zach: Well, it's easier to see in a dark room, maybe we could turn off these lights, you could cup your hands around your eyes and look real close...
Coach Boomer: Sidekick!
Zach: Are you sure you don't want to just...
Coach Boomer: [shouting loud enough to throw Zach off his feet] SIDEKICK!

Will Stronghold: [Will Stronghold is in Power Placement, but is embarrassed to admit he doesn't have any powers. He whispers to Boomer in his ear] What it actually is...
Coach Boomer: What do you mean you don't know what your power is?
[Coach Boomer chuckles to himself]
Coach Boomer: Oh, I get it. You're messing with the Coach. Just like your old man!
[Coach Boomer presses the car button]
Coach Boomer: Car!
Will Stronghold: [the car falls on Will Stronghold, practically squashing him, and the students mutter] ARE YOU INSANE? I don't *have* super strength!
[the car lifts up from underneath him]
Coach Boomer: [Boomer thinks Will has his mom's flying skills] Oh, I get it! You're a flyer, just like your ma! Why didn't you say so?
[Coach Boomer presses the springboard and it sends Will flying]
Will Stronghold: [Will goes flying through the springboard] WHOOOOAAAA!
[Will hits the wall and grunts with the sidekicks coming to his aide]
Coach Boomer: [coming over to Will] Kid, come on! Quit messing around! I haven't got all day! What's your power?
Will Stronghold: [weakly] I don't have one!
Coach Boomer: [finally sees that Will has no powers] Stronghold.
[his supersonic yelling echoes throughout the boys' bathroom where Speed and Dash are bullying a student, Penny and Gwen are putting on makeup, Principal Powers catches a vase and out to the school yard]
Coach Boomer: SIIIIIDDDDDEEEEE... KICK!
[echoes]
Coach Boomer: [the school bus windows shatter]