Bruce Campbell credited as playing...
Coach Boomer
- [during Power Placement]
- Coach Boomer: [to Layla] You, Flower child. Let's go.
- Layla: I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it.
- Coach Boomer: Well, you're in luck: This is the situation, and I'm demanding it.
- Layla: But to participate in this test would be to support a flawed system. I think the whole Hero-Sidekick dichotomy only serves to...
- Coach Boomer: Let me get this straight. Are you refusing to show me your powers?
- Layla: Well, it's more complicated than that. I mean...
- Coach Boomer: [shouting loud enough for wind to blow into the students' faces] SIDEKICK!
- [the bell rings]
- Coach Boomer: All right, we'll pick it up right after lunch...
- [staring at Will]
- Coach Boomer: ... starting with you.
- [during Power Placement]
- Coach Boomer: Did I say you were next?
- Zach: Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your clipboard.
- [claps his hands together and opens his arms again slowly. Nothing happens]
- Coach Boomer: Any day now, superstar.
- Zach: I'm doing it.
- Coach Boomer: Doing what?
- Zach: I'm glowing!
- Coach Boomer: I don't think so.
- Zach: Well, it's easier to see in a dark room, maybe we could turn off these lights, you could cup your hands around your eyes and look real close...
- Coach Boomer: Sidekick!
- Zach: Are you sure you don't want to just...
- Coach Boomer: [shouting loud enough to throw Zach off his feet] SIDEKICK!
- Coach Boomer: A guinea pig?
- Magenta: Yep
- Coach Boomer: Not even a swarm of Guinea Pigs?
- Magenta: Uh, no.
- Coach Boomer: Sidekick, shoo!
- Magenta: Bite me!
- Coach Boomer: Did I mention she's not just her twin, but her *evil* twin?
- Mr. Medulla: This Friday, you say?
- Coach Boomer: Medulla, you dog!
- Will Stronghold: [Will Stronghold is in Power Placement, but is embarrassed to admit he doesn't have any powers. He whispers to Boomer in his ear] What it actually is...
- Coach Boomer: What do you mean you don't know what your power is?
- [Coach Boomer chuckles to himself]
- Coach Boomer: Oh, I get it. You're messing with the Coach. Just like your old man!
- [Coach Boomer presses the car button]
- Coach Boomer: Car!
- Will Stronghold: [the car falls on Will Stronghold, practically squashing him, and the students mutter] ARE YOU INSANE? I don't *have* super strength!
- [the car lifts up from underneath him]
- Coach Boomer: [Boomer thinks Will has his mom's flying skills] Oh, I get it! You're a flyer, just like your ma! Why didn't you say so?
- [Coach Boomer presses the springboard and it sends Will flying]
- Will Stronghold: [Will goes flying through the springboard] WHOOOOAAAA!
- [Will hits the wall and grunts with the sidekicks coming to his aide]
- Coach Boomer: [coming over to Will] Kid, come on! Quit messing around! I haven't got all day! What's your power?
- Will Stronghold: [weakly] I don't have one!
- Coach Boomer: [finally sees that Will has no powers] Stronghold.
- [his supersonic yelling echoes throughout the boys' bathroom where Speed and Dash are bullying a student, Penny and Gwen are putting on makeup, Principal Powers catches a vase and out to the school yard]
- Coach Boomer: SIIIIIDDDDDEEEEE... KICK!
- [echoes]
- Coach Boomer: [the school bus windows shatter]
- [Medulla is at the Paper Lantern with Coach Boomer and two other women]
- Twin: You said that?
- Mr. Medulla: Yeah!
- Twin: You're so funny!
- Mr. Medulla: I love life! Thanks for inviting me, Boom.
- Coach Boomer: [sarcastically] Ha-ha-ha.