Elizabeth Banks credited as playing...
Beth
- Beth: [Andy is following Cal's advice to only ask questions when talking to a woman] Can I help you?
- Andy Stitzer: I don't know. Can you?
- Beth: Are you looking for something?
- Andy Stitzer: Is there something I should be looking for?
- Beth: We have a lot of books, so maybe it depends on what you like.
- Andy Stitzer: What, um, what do you like?
- Beth: We have a great section of do-it-yourself.
- Andy Stitzer: Do you like to do it yourself?
- Beth: [giggles] Sometimes... if, um, the mood strikes!
- Andy Stitzer: How is the mood striking you now?
- Beth: [they both laugh] What's your name?
- Andy Stitzer: What's your name?
- Beth: I'm Beth.
- Andy Stitzer: Andy.
- Beth: Andy... Don't tell on me, okay Andy?
- Andy Stitzer: I won't... unless you want to be told on, Beth.
- [walks away]
- Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
- Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
- Beth: You know... butt!
- Andy Stitzer: But... what?
- Beth: I'd like to introduce you to my friend.
- [Shows him a vibrating shower head]
- Andy Stitzer: Your friend is so shiny.