Ed Sanders credited as playing...
Toby
- Toby: Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir...
- Sweeney Todd: Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through.
- Toby: Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it...
- Mrs. Lovett: Flies do, too!
- Toby: [Toby invites customers to the pie shop; "God, That's Good" begins] Ladies and gentlemen, / May I have your attention, puh-lease? / Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well / At that delicate, luscious ambrosial smell? / Yes they are, I can tell. / Well, ladies and gentlemen, / That aroma enriching the breeze / Is like nothing compared to its succulen source, / As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course. / Ladies and gentlemen, / You can't imagine the rapture in store... / Just inside of this door!
- [Goes into the pie shop]
- Toby: There you'll sample / Mrs. Lovett's meat pies, / Savory and sweet pies, / As you'll see. / You who eat pies, / Mrs. Lovett's meat pies / Conjure up the treat pies / Used to be!
- Mrs. Lovett: Toby!
- Toby: Coming!
- Mrs. Lovett: Ale there!
- Toby: Right, mum!
- Mrs. Lovett: Quick, now! / Nice to see you, dearie, / How have you been keeping? / Cor, me bones is weary! / Toby! One for the gentleman... / Hear the birdies cheeping - / Helps to keep it cheery... / Toby! / Throw the old woman out! /... What's my secret? / Frankly, dear - forgive my candor - / Family secret, / All to do with herbs. / Things like being / Careful with your coriander, / That's what makes the gravy grander!
- Toby: [to man in the audience] Let Pirelli's activate your root, sir.
- Sweeney Todd: [to man standing next to him] Keep it off your boots, sir. Eats right through.
- Toby: Yes, get Pirelli's. Use a bottle of it. Ladies seem to love it.
- Mrs. Lovett: Flies do too.
- Mrs. Lovett: Hold it! / Bless my eyes - / Fresh supplies!
- [a customer walks up to Todd's barbershop]
- Mrs. Lovett: How's about it, dearie? / Be here in a twinkling!
- Toby: [unison] Is that a pie / Fit for a king...
- Mrs. Lovett: Just confirms my theory.
- Toby: [unison] A wonrdous sweet...
- Mrs. Lovett: Toby...! God watches over us.
- Toby: [unison] And most delectable thing?
- Mrs. Lovett: Didn't have an inkling...
- Toby: [unison] You see, ma'am...
- Mrs. Lovett: Positively eerie...
- Toby: [unison] Why there is no meat pie...
- Mrs. Lovett: [startled] Toby! / Throw the old woman out!