Timmy Deters credited as playing...
Tanner Boyle
- Mike Engelberg: [Buttermaker falls down drunk] Is he dead?
- Prem Lahiri: No, he is drunk.
- Tanner Boyle: Screw this, man, I'm takin' his wallet.
- Tanner Boyle: My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans.
- Prem Lahiri: Hey, cut it out, poop-face!
- Tanner Boyle: Poop-face? Are you kidding me? Elmo flips better shit than you!
- Tanner Boyle: Great. First we have to play ball with a girl? What next? A cripple?
- Matthew Hooper: Hey!
- Tanner Boyle: Oops, I forgot!
- Joey Bullock: Hey bears, thanks for batting practice.
- Jimmy: Yeah, you guys suck.
- Tanner Boyle: I'll show you batting practice.
- Mike Engelberg: Gotta protect the family jewels.
- Tanner Boyle: Who are you kidding. When's the last time you even saw them?
- Prem Lahiri: Hey Yankees, you can take your crappy trophy's and shove them right up your asses!
- Tanner Boyle: Nice. See you next year bitches!
- Morris Buttermaker: Come on guys, remember what I told you, there's no "I" in team
- Matthew Hooper: Yea, but there's an "M" and an "E".
- Tanner Boyle: THERE SHOULD BE AN "F" AND A "U"!
- Timothy Lupus: [after Timothy has been jumped by two members of the Yankees] No one's ever stood up for me before.
- Tanner Boyle: Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to!
- Timothy Lupus: I heard he puts money under your bed at night when you lose a tooth.
- Tanner Boyle: That's the tooth fairy, you homo!