Sammi Kane Kraft credited as playing...
Amanda Whurlitzer
- Amanda Whurlitzer: Man, you must have a big one because I don't know what else my mom saw in you.
- Morris Buttermaker: You're not supposed to be talking about my... my one. You're 12 years old. As far as you know, I'm like G.I. Joe down there, okay?
- Amanda Whurlitzer: I have the Internet, you know. I'm not stupid.
- [after her daughter tells him she's going "out" with a boy]
- Morris Buttermaker: You're 12. There ain't no out when you're 12.
- Amanda Whurlitzer: Calm down, "Boilermaker". It's just a show with some stupid band. I'm not a little girl anymore. I had my period, alright?
- Morris Buttermaker: Do you want me to have a stroke or something?