Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Doc
- Doc: Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it!
- Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.
- Lila: Oh, hi Dad.
- Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.
- Lila: How do you know my name?
- Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.
- Doc: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?
- Eddie Cantrow: Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.
- Doc: Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any pussy?
- Eddie Cantrow: [about Lila] She doesn't have a great sense of humor.
- Doc: Are you out of your mind? Funny's a male gene, you idiot. Haven't you ever noticed whenever you see a really funny girl, she's a little mannish? Think about it. Lily Tomlin, Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell...
- Mac: Oh, I got a thing for Ellen DeGeneres though. I do, I have to admit it. I think she's great, I think she's hot. Great ass. Check it out.