Sean Faris credited as playing...
Dino Whitman
- Ben Conner: [about Sue] I just feel like we're closer than ever!
- Jonathan Fields: That's so great, man.
- Ben Conner: Thanks.
- Dino Whitman: Could you two be any more gay?
- Jonathan Fields: Well, we could be two guys without girlfriends who have sex with each other. That would be more gay.
- Dino Whitman: Do you think she's hot?
- [about Zoe]
- Michael Whitman: I don't care if it's Cheryl Tiegs!
- Dino Whitman: Who?
- Dino Whitman: [after noticing that Ben Conner had blown off chicks] Hey, what if Ben's gay?
- Jonathan Fields: [chuckles] Ben gay.
- Dino Whitman: [after being kicked out of Jackie's party] I have to talk to Jackie!
- Ben Conner: Keep on walking!
- Jonathan Fields: I think I broke my eye.
- Max Whitman: [cuts Jonathon off of going to the restroom after Dino] I got to go!
- Dino Whitman: He's a good little monkey!
- Jonathan Fields: Hey, what the...
- [opening credits]
- Jonathan Fields: [on his cellphone in the drugstore] Hello?
- Dino Whitman: What's up, Jonathan? Hey, you want to come meet me at Jackie's game?
- Jonathan Fields: No, uh, I "got stuff going on."
- [pause]
- Jonathan Fields: I'm gonna get laid!
- Dino Whitman: What?
- Jonathan Fields: Sex! I'm gonna get me some sex!
- Dino Whitman: Some slacks?
- Jonathan Fields: No, sex! *Sex*!
- Dino Whitman: I have to talk to you.
- Jackie Bradford: About what?
- Dino Whitman: It's about Zoe.
- Jackie Bradford: Oh, my God, Dino. Don't tell me that you got her pregnant.
- Dino Whitman: Not even close.
- Dino Whitman: Look, you really want to get back together with her, just be honest with her.
- Jonathan Fields: About what?
- Dino Whitman: Everything. With friends, it's the only way.
- Ben Conner: I love you.
- Dino Whitman: Shut up, okay? I know what I'm talking about.