Eva Birthistle credited as playing...
Eily Bergin
- Eily Bergin: Oh, I'm all wet, Father. What are you doing down there, Father? Are you playig squidgy with the Fairy Liquid?
- Patrick "Kitten" Braden: [voice over, while writing the essay about his conception as he imagines it in class] But she was soon to realise it wasn't Fairy Liquid he'd been playing with down there.
- Patrick "Kitten" Braden: [aloud, writing the words below his finished essay] The End.
- Patrick "Kitten" Braden: [voice over] No, it wasn't Fairy Liquid at all.
- Eily Bergin: Oops. My skirt and housecoat are riding up. Better abort this task at once or we'll have an exploding clergyman filling the air with pent-up sexual energy. Oh, no! "Priest grows wings in latest miracle."