Shrek the Third (2007)
Cody Cameron: Pinocchio, Three Pigs
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Quotes
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Prince Charming : You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?
Pinocchio : Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not
Prince Charming : You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio : It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming : So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio : On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably
Prince Charming : Stop it!
Pinocchio : ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was
[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
Pinocchio : That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
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Donkey : Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Pinocchio : But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Gingerbread Man : As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Wolf : I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Donkey : Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
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Gingerbread Man : Ew! This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater.
Pinocchio : Me too.
[his nose grows]