Alexz Johnson credited as playing...
Erin
- Wendy Christensen: We need to know who was sitting behind you on the roller coaster.
- Erin: Ok, who was sitting behind us on the roller coaster? Oh! Oh wait, Uh, wasn't it that one guy who got voted most likely to become manager of Red Lobster?
- Ian McKinley: Oh, no, you know what? God, I remember. There was this guy, uh, black cloak. I didn't see his face. But um, the ride attendant, did take his sickle before the ride started, if that's helpful in any way.
- Kevin Fischer: You know what? You're a real piece of shit Lewis. Fuck you.
- Lewis Romero: Fuck moi? No fuck you.
- [Kevin grabs his arm and Lewis slaps Erin in the face]
- Erin: Agh.
- Jason Wise: [Ian gets up and grabs Lewis, who is already in a fight with Kevin] Dude, let me off!
- [the fight between Lewis, Ian, and Kevin continues]
- Jason Wise: Dude let me OFF!
- Ashley Freund: This is so high school.
- Ashlynn Halperin: Out.
- [Ashlyn and Ashley leave their seats]
- Frankie Cheeks: Wait where are you ladies going?
- Erin: [trying to get Ian up from the fight] Ian!
- Jason Wise: [while Security guards grab Wendy, Kevin, Ian, Erin, and Lewis] Dude let me off, I got to see if she's okay.
- [crowd starts chanting, "Aye, oh, let's go!"]
- Jason Wise: DUDE LET ME OFF!
- [worker signals other roller coaster worker to start the ride]
- Jason Wise: Let me off!
- [ride starts]
- Jason Wise: Dude that's my girlfriend!
- Erin: Hey, after I restock this stuff that these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves, we can blow out of here, okay?
- Ian McKinley: Rightio, babe.
- Wendy Christensen: [Wendy and Kevin knock on the get at the hardware store] Erin, It's Wendy and Kevin.
- Erin: Shit! You scared the shit out of me!
- Kevin Fischer: Wait til you hear what we have to tell you.
- Erin: [on the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. Come over here. You are gonna trip when you hear this.
- Ian McKinley: [answers back on his walkie-talkie] Well paint me intrigued, Pip. I'm on my way.
- Wendy Christensen: [in Wendy's premonition] Erin! Hold on! Hold on!
- Erin: [Ian and Erin are holding onto the seats] I can't.
- [Ian falls so Erin lets go also]
- Erin: [Ian is loading a nail gun when he hears Erin over the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. You cut those plywood orders yet?
- Ian McKinley: Uh that's a big no, Pip. Osama bin-supervisor wants me to get rid of these pigeons first. They keep setting off the alarms.
- [Ian raises himself on the forklift]
- Ian McKinley: Hello babies.
- [He starts shooting at the pigeons wit the nail gun, killing one]
- Erin: A roller coaster is just elemental physics, a conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy.
- Ian McKinley: Yeah, odds are like 1 in 250 million of dying on a roller coaster.
- Jason Wise: Yeah, yeah, thanks for that McKinley.
- Ian McKinley: You're more likely to die driving to an amusement park than dying at one.
- Erin: So let me get this straight. I'm gonna OD on nail polish, and Ian is gonna be embarrassed to death?
- Kevin Fischer: You saw what happened to Wendy. Alright, what's happened to the others, you just saw their pictures.
- [All the lights in the hardware store begin flickering]
- Ian McKinley: [Ian comes into view and is seen turning the lights on and off and laughing] Oh my God, guys, what's going on? What's going on, that's crazy. That's crazy.