Ryan Merriman: Kevin Fischer

Final Destination 3

Kevin Fischer

Kevin Fischer: Get the fuck outta here, McKinley!
Ian McKinley: Hey, I'm just celebrating our town's tricentennial.
Wendy Christensen: You followed me!
Ian McKinley: Oh! You are paranoid. But, hey I saw what happened. You're next right? You're the end of it, aren't you? Man, I'd be paranoid too.
Wendy Christensen: You didn't even believe me!
Ian McKinley: Yeah, well, seeing is believeing.
Wendy Christensen: Then you have to stay away from me!
Ian McKinley: Have to? Wow, that's extreme. Oh, no way. Do I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's?
[Wendy, Kevin, and Julie try to get away but Ian blocks them]
Ian McKinley: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what, what? You have a vision? Was I in it? Was I, was in a picture? Just tell me how to start it off! Let's get this over with!
Wendy Christensen: You'll save me if you just stay away! Then it'll all be over!
Ian McKinley: What do I care? It skipped me. For me, it is over. I'm not dying. I'm not dying!
[Fireworks shoot at Ian but they miss him and hit the base of the cherry picker]
Ian McKinley: You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you, Wendy! You're dead!
[cherry picker falls on Ian and cuts him in half vertically]

Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?
[they hug]

Kevin Fischer: You know what? You're a real piece of shit Lewis. Fuck you.
Lewis Romero: Fuck moi? No fuck you.
[Kevin grabs his arm and Lewis slaps Erin in the face]
Erin: Agh.
Jason Wise: [Ian gets up and grabs Lewis, who is already in a fight with Kevin] Dude, let me off!
[the fight between Lewis, Ian, and Kevin continues]
Jason Wise: Dude let me OFF!
Ashley Freund: This is so high school.
Ashlynn Halperin: Out.
[Ashlyn and Ashley leave their seats]
Frankie Cheeks: Wait where are you ladies going?
Erin: [trying to get Ian up from the fight] Ian!
Jason Wise: [while Security guards grab Wendy, Kevin, Ian, Erin, and Lewis] Dude let me off, I got to see if she's okay.
[crowd starts chanting, "Aye, oh, let's go!"]
Jason Wise: DUDE LET ME OFF!
[worker signals other roller coaster worker to start the ride]
Jason Wise: Let me off!
[ride starts]
Jason Wise: Dude that's my girlfriend!

Kevin Fischer: [about his death] Is it bad? Is it painful, or embarrassing? I mean, there's nothing like up my ass, is there?

Kevin Fischer: It's never better staying ignorant. Willful ignorance is surrending control.

Lewis Romero: Speaking of a vision, I had one and it's going just as I saw it. thirty-five high school games without an injury, USA Today All-American...
Kevin Fischer: second team...
Lewis Romero: So, I'm about to play for the Sultans!
Kevin Fischer: But the Bruins passed on you...
Lewis Romero: MAN FUCK THE BRUINS!
[rest of Sultans in the weight room repeat the phrase]
Lewis Romero: God damn right!

Erin: Hey, after I restock this stuff that these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves, we can blow out of here, okay?
Ian McKinley: Rightio, babe.
Wendy Christensen: [Wendy and Kevin knock on the get at the hardware store] Erin, It's Wendy and Kevin.
Erin: Shit! You scared the shit out of me!
Kevin Fischer: Wait til you hear what we have to tell you.
Erin: [on the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. Come over here. You are gonna trip when you hear this.
Ian McKinley: [answers back on his walkie-talkie] Well paint me intrigued, Pip. I'm on my way.

Wendy Christensen: [after Kevin tells the roller coaster attendant that the first rows are good for him, Wendy, Jason, and Carrie] Wait... no... no please. I'm sorry. I can't sit in the front. I cannot see the tracks. I'll freak.
Kevin Fischer: Okay... uh... well Carrie will sit in the back. All right, babe?
Carrie Dreyer: Ugh, why me? Because we're girls? Fuck that. I'm going to Berkeley, and I won't get to do this for a while. I'm sitting in the front.
Wendy Christensen: Jason, just go.
Jason Wise: You can't sit alone in the back.
Kevin Fischer: All right, you know what? We can settle this like your old man. How about that? Hmm?
[Pulls out a coin]
Kevin Fischer: Call it.
Jason Wise: Heads.
Kevin Fischer: [Flips the coin and it lands on heads] Shit!
[Jason and Carrie laugh]
Kevin Fischer: All right, fine. Well, see ya. Go ahead. Bye, babe.

Wendy Christensen: What happened to willful ignorance?
Kevin Fischer: Hey, I'm full of shit, all right? I never thought I could see my own death before it happened Wendy.

Ian McKinley: Ok. Let's go with what you guys are saying: let's just say, you know, that Death does have a conscious plan, and that it's been set into motion. Great. So, Newton's Third Law of Motion and well, look, I'm just guessing that it goes for Death, too, when he's working in our world. Newton says that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So, that means that if Death has taken action, so can we. And that that action may thwart Death's intent.
Kevin Fischer: You're being a fucker, but go on.

Jason Wise: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: Um. I was having that feeling like Deja Vu. You know, except for, something that hasn't happened yet.
Kevin Fischer: Jay. Come on man let's go!
Jason Wise: [turns to Kevin] Yeah yeah. Hold on.
Jason Wise: [back to Wendy] What are you weirded out by the ride?
Wendy Christensen: [smiles and looks down]
Jason Wise: Hey look I know you. And I'm thinking that maybe you're nervous about this roller coaster because they say that the real fear with these rides, is the feeling of having no control. Everyone imagines stuff when they get scared. But it never turns out to be the way they imagined. Never.
Wendy Christensen: [quietly] Okay.
Wendy Christensen: [smiles and kisses him]

Wendy Christensen: [holds camera] These are for the yearbook and I have to turn them in tomorrow to make a deadline and, like, I doubt if a shot of Stacy Kobayashi's camel toe is gonna make it in there.
Kevin Fischer: Whew, I'd buy two.

Kevin Fischer: [Julie is trying to avoid Kevin. He finally catches up to her] Julie! No wait wait! You in danger! I'm trying to explain something to you.
Julie Christensen: Let me explain this to you!
[Julie sticks both of her middle fingers up at Kevin]

Wendy Christensen: [as Ian is stocking stuff on the top shelf of the hardware store, Wendy notices the banners hanging above him] Kevin, those banners are in the picture.
Kevin Fischer: Ian, watch those boxes!
Ian McKinley: [Ian panics and spins the forklift around sharply and hits a shelf, causing some objects to fall] What the fuck man! You said those boxes were falling!
Kevin Fischer: No I said watch the boxes.
Ian McKinley: Really what for? They're not doing anything.

Erin: So let me get this straight. I'm gonna OD on nail polish, and Ian is gonna be embarrassed to death?
Kevin Fischer: You saw what happened to Wendy. Alright, what's happened to the others, you just saw their pictures.
[All the lights in the hardware store begin flickering]
Ian McKinley: [Ian comes into view and is seen turning the lights on and off and laughing] Oh my God, guys, what's going on? What's going on, that's crazy. That's crazy.