Phil LaMarr credited as playing...
Wilt • Jackie Khones • Jackie • Announcer • Clumsy • Installer • Man • Manager • Willy Nilly • Actual Rich Guy • Bald Man • Ben E. Factor • Big Brother • Big Hair Friend • Blake Superior • Blooregard Clone on Phone • Blue Frog • Bowling Paul • Boy Cousin • Brock Bachman • Bully • Business Man 2 • Butler • Cashier • Cell Phone Guy • Chavez • Chicken Leg • Clerk • Comically Deep Voiced Blooregard • Crazy Larry • DJ • Dad • Dancey Pantalones • Disgusting Extreme-o-Saur • Electric Deer • Emo Boy • Fair Guy • Father • Father Applebee • Flea #5 • Frat • Friend #3 • Friend #7 • Friend 2 • Ghost • Gumbo • Hair Brush Friend • Hairy Beast • Hairy Stick Friend • Head-Banging Friend • Husband • Jailbird #3 • Jamez Withazee • Jimmy • John Larry McGee • Jordan Michaels • Juan • Kid E • Lawyer • Mall Santa • Man with Briefcase • Moishe • Monsieur Oui • Moose • Mr. Oldcoot • New Guy • News Anchor • One-Eyed Stick Friend • Operator • Orderly • Peas • Pizza Guy #2 • Police Officer • Policeman #2 • Pompous Bearded Guy • Prince Charming • Principal • Professor Smith • Race Track Owner • Red • Rick • Rocker Friend • Rod Tango • Ryan • Saleman • Sam Burger • Santa Claus I • Scrawny Teen • Security Guard #5 • Shorty • Slade • Snooty Dad • Spaghilla • Sports Announcer • Sweaty Salesman • Teenage Boy • Theme Song Singer • Toy Vendor • William Collector
- Wilt: Hey, how ya doing? Name's Wilt.
- [Mac and Bloo stare up at Wilt for a long time]
- Wilt: Yo, guys! Hello? Oh, I get it. Is cool, is cool. I know I'm all broken, with the wonky eye and the stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? Don't worry, I'll get someone else...
- Mac, Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You're tall!
- Wilt: Oh, well, yeah.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You should play basketball.
- Wilt: Oh, well, actually I used to... sure. So, how about that tour?
- Wilt: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you get a black card! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 354234789764212467987654323456742390 weeks, go home right now!
- Wilt: Jumping jacks! What is that noise? Oh no! Don't do it, not the freaking flying disc, don't freaking do it, not, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, freaking, wait, no, oh my gosh, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
- Wilt: Hey, fans! The samurai is a canine!
- Mac, Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What? I can't hear you, Wilt! Can you please say that again?
- Wilt: The Samurai Is a Canine!
- Pizza Delivery Man: Hey, Mac! What you gonna do?
- Maid: What you gonna do when they come for you!
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Signore, can we go to Copenhagen, Stockholm, Oslo, Helsinski and Lapland?
- Mac, Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Frances "Frankie" Foster, Madame Foster, Mr. Herriman: It's time to build a trope. Let's build it, let's build it now!
- Wilt: Oh, I love to go a wandering along the mountain track. And as I go, I love to sing my knapsack on my back. And as I go, I love to sing my knapsack on my back.
- Cowboy Who Lassoes Dinosaurs: Howdy, Wilt!
- Coco: Coco-coco-co!
- Eduardo: Hola! I am Eduardo!
- Mac: Hi, it's me, Mac!
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: Hey there, I'm Frankie!
- Madame Foster: Hey! Yes, it's me!
- Wilt: Say hi! Let's say hello!
- Mr. Herriman: How y'all doing?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hey, guys!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: High five!
- Mac: You'll just have to say, in three, two, one,
- Mac, Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Frances "Frankie" Foster, Madame Foster, Mr. Herriman, Goo: Funtastic!