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Tyler Perry in Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

Lisa Marcos: Brenda

Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Lisa Marcos credited as playing...

Brenda

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  • Brenda: What the - Who are you?
  • Madea: Who you?
  • Brenda: I'm the owner of this house.
  • Madea: [buzzer sound] Wrong answer. My granddaughter Helen is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe, you aint got no power or no deed.
  • Brenda: [notices one or her ruined clothes] Did you do this? This is Vera Wang!
  • Madea: Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.
  • Brenda: That's it! I'm calling the police.
  • Madea: I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe. Call da po po hoe!
  • Brenda: I know Tae Kwon Do.
  • Madea: And I know whoop your ass.
  • Brenda: If I call the police, they're gonna be here in *ten* minutes.
  • Madea: Okay. Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell outta you.
  • Brenda: You think? I know tae kwon do!
  • Madea: And I know whoop yo oss!
  • [Madea and Brenda argue amongst themselves then tell Brenda to shut up two times in order to hear Charles and Helen arguing downstairs!]
  • Madea: Oh hell no!
  • [Runs and smacks Brenda in the back of the head]
  • Brenda: Yeah, you keep runnin'!
  • Helen: [after Charles reveals he's been cheating] You're not leaving.
  • Charles: No, I'm not leaving but you are. There is a truck outside, full of gas, it can take you anywhere you want to go, I can't keep treating her like this and my children. Not seeing their papa everynight I'm just here and there.
  • Helen: [voice breaking] Children?
  • Charles: 2 boys, they need me.
  • Helen: [starts to cry] Charles, it's me, how could you say this to me, how could you do this to me.
  • Charles, Brenda: Good bye, Helen now be a lady and leave quietly.
  • Helen: No.
  • Charles: No? You would have never had any of this without me, now you better get out before iI loose my temper.
  • Helen: No!
  • [trying to grab Helen]
  • Helen: No, I am not leaving.
  • Charles: [grabs Helen and drags her to the door] You what, you think you're not going? You're leaving all right.
  • Helen: [Helen screams try to fight off Charles] No, Charles no, Charles!
  • Brenda: [witnesses the fight in disbelief]
  • Charles: [as he successfully brings Helen to the door] Get out!
  • Helen: [Orlando watches Helen being thrown out of the house] Charles, Charles.
  • [Charles locks the door]
  • Helen: Charles!
  • [Orlando sees Helen as she cries slowly walking down the stairs in disbelief]
  • Orlando: What the heel have the got me into?

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