Bill Nighy credited as playing...
Whitey
- Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.
- Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita.
- [laughs]
- Spike: Thought you could give us the slip?
- [Slips and falls]
- Spike: What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
- Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
- Whitey: It's just that curry you had last night, Spike. I'm the same, I've got a bum like the Japanese flag.
- Thimblenose Ted: Hey guys, I just had a tipoff. They're heading west, to Kensington.
- Spike: Bingo!
- Whitey: Scrabble!
- Spike: Enough games! To the Ratmobiles!
- Spike: Blimy, it's cold.
- Whitey: That's why I wore me mittens.
- Spike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!
- Whitey: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
- Rita: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!
- Roddy: I haven't got your ruby!
- [the ruby falls on his hand]
- Roddy: Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
- Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.