Thomas Lennon credited as playing...
Karl Wolfschtagg
- Karl Wolfschtagg: Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother.
- Randy Daytona: My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her.
- Karl Wolfschtagg: Yeah I know it's a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again... I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do... everyday... in the nude. I'm sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you.
- Randy Daytona: Yeah.
- Karl Wolfschtagg: So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash! Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What's Up?"
- Karl Wolfschtagg: You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.
- Master Wong: [smirks] The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick.