Dax Shepard credited as playing...
Vince
- [Zack calls Timeout to give the Super Club Softball Team an inspirational pep talk]
- Zack: Grab a knee. C'mon.
- [All the members of the Super Club Softball Team takes a knee]
- Zack: We can win this. And we can win this the Super Club way. Ok? And until today, I didn't even know what that meant. In fact, I still don't. But I do know this; we are a team out here. I mean look at us. Glenn Ross.
- [Zack points to Glenn Ross]
- Zack: I thought you were going to be a stuffed shirt out here. But the way you took out that catcher, are you kidding me? You're the balls, man. You're the balls and the tank. You're that whole region.
- [Zack points to the Catcher]
- Zack: And you? I don't even know you on a personal level. But you sign up for my paychecks. That's a good thing.
- Zack: Amy, you're wonderful. Don't change a thing.
- Zack: Glenn Gary, you got us pink uniforms, yes. But you know what, that's what unites us. These uniforms unites us, because we are all pink on the inside. Right?
- Vince: Yeah, pink like vaginas.
- [awkward silence]
- Zack: Good guess, Vince.
- [while Vince and Jorje are in Zack's house, changing all the clocks, his grandmother comes into the room. Jorge takes out a knife]
- Vince: What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you.
- [after Vince is revealed to have been giving stuff away, he runs off. Semi tackles him to the ground]
- Vince: [writhes in pain] Now I know why they call you "Semi".