Judah Friedlander credited as playing...
Beer Guy
- Coach: Oh dear.
- Honey Pie: What? What's he doing?
- Bozo: They're humping!
- Beer Guy: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.
- Hot Wheels: Monster sex.
- Honey Pie: [Re: first monster trapped and killed] Jeez, it took all that? All those bullets?
- Beer Guy: That's the LITTLE one? We can't fight these things! No way!
- Heroine: We can still fight them. We just gotta be clever.
- Coach: Maybe we don't have to fight them at all.
- Bozo: Yeah, why don't we just call 'em names.
- Beer Guy: I think were gonna be okay, guys. Yeah, I think were gonna be alright. You know, this is just some leaky barrel, radiation, toxic dump waste, enviro-crap, freak-beast accident that crawled out of the sewer, man. That's all this is.