Jeff Witzke credited as playing...
Kidnapper
- Kidnapper: [sitting in front of him in the van after kidnapping Nick] We want you to stop killing half a million people a year in the US
- Kidnapper: [panicking, lying down, while being tied with zip ties by both arms at both wrists] There's no data to support that
- Nick Naylor: You're not on TV anymore
- Kidnapper: [Kidnappers cutting off his pants and unbuttoning his shirt] How much do you smoke a day? According to the box each one of those patches contains twenty one milligrams of nicotine, that's like what? One pack?
- Nick Naylor: [the kidnappers start attaching nicotine patches to Nick's chest and legs] Our industry has been working hand and hand
- Kidnapper: [looking at the caution label on the side of the box] It says here there are many adverse reactions from those things
- Nick Naylor: My industry does forty eight billion in revenue I guess you can start by asking for five million and working your way up from there
- Kidnapper: But we don't want any money
- Nick Naylor: Then what do you want? I'm all ears here
- Kidnapper: What does any man want? , The love of a woman? Crisp bacon? An average life span over eighty years?