Breckin Meyer credited as playing...
Superman • Jesus Christ • Lindsay Lohan • Munson • Man • Alien • Buzz Lightyear • King Randor • Breckin Meyer • Clark Kent • Jokey Smurf • Kid • Michael Knight • Newscaster • Admiral Ackbar • Alien #2 • Barbara Pierce Bush • Bruce Willis • Bumblelion • Calvin • Comet • Daredevil • George Washington • Jake • Jim • Jon Arbuckle • Justin Timberlake • King Leonidas • Lance Armstrong • Michelangelo • Murky Dismal • Prison Guard • Reporter • Ross Hashanah • Wizard of Oz • Adam • Adolf Hitler • Alex • Ali Lohan • Allstar Seaworthy • American Soldier #2 • Ancient Rome Tour Guide • Anger • Announcer • Ark of the Covenant • Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli • Arthur the Apple • Bank Accountant • Barry • Barry McGuire • Beast Man • Bigfoot • Bill Smith • Billy • Bizarro • Bodyguard • Bone Bus Cameraman • Breaker • Cabbage Patch Person • California Raisin #2 • Calvin 'Dr. Fumbles' • Candidate #2 • Captain Caveman • Charles Fort • Chet Cannon • Chris Hansen • Comedian • Construction Worker • Cop • Creature from the Black Lagoon • Crystar • Customer • Dater • David's Friend • Dick Gravy • Dina Lohan • Director • Doug Goldstein • Dr. Carl Jenkins • Dracula • Dream Demon • ESPN Host • Edward Cullen • Ewok • Executive • Farmer's Wife • Fat Man • First Suspect • Fish • Flaming Skull • Frank the Invader • Frankie Fox • Frosty the Snowman • Game & Watch Fireman #1 • Gary • Gerry Lane • Gil • God • Godzilla • Gollum • Gray Alien #2 • Green Lantern • Hal Bruber • Hal Jordan • Halloween Party Host • Handjob Robot • Hansel • Harry the Football Player • Henchman #1 • Holden McCrea • Holy Grail Knight • Hovito Contractor • Iceman • Indian Autobot #2 • Inside-Out Boy • Investigator • Jake Gyllenhaal • Jedi Cosplayer • Jerry the Chestburster • Jerry the Tauntaun's Son #1 • John McClane • Johnny • Johnny Bourbon • Jonathan Van Ness • Joseph R. Francis • Keroppi • Kevin McCallister • Khan Noonien Singh • Killer Cloud #1 • Krang • Lance • Lance Charles McClain • Leeroy Jenkins • Legends of Hardball Announcer • Leonard the Scientist • Leonardo • Lewis • Lord Voldemort • Luigi • Luke Duke • Luke Hobbs • MC Broccoli • Maggie Fitzgerald • Maggie Peyton • Male Passenger • Mandrake the Magician • Marco • Megatron • Mikey • Model Railroader • Monster • Mr. Munch • Mr. Salt • Munchkin • Nature Guide • Nazi • Nellie's Dad • News Anchor • Nick • Nicky Passion • Nicole Richie • Noah • North Vietnamese Soldier #1 • Olsen Twins Associate #1 • Oompa Loompa • Palindrome • Percy the Small Engine • Perseus • Pilot • Pimp • Pink Lion Pilot • Plumber • Poe Dameron • Police Officer • Praying Mantis • Predator • Predator Hippie • R'yan • Rankin Bass Executive #1 • Reggie Mantle • Reply Guy • Reporter #1 • Richard Rich • Rocko • Rudy Tabootie • S.W.A.T. Officer • Sailor Earth • Samson • Scientist • Scooter • Scott Adams • Scotty • Scumgor • Sergeant • Shipwreck • Shrek • Sir Bedivere • Skeeter • Snowflake • Soldier • Speedy • Spencer Pratt • Spider #2 • Steve • Stone Face • Store Manager • Stuart the Shepherd • Studio Guy • Survivor #2 • Sway • Terry McGinnis • The Noid • Timmy • Tommy Douglas • Treasure Troll • Tree • Two-Handed Harry • Uncle Glen • Uncle Sam • Uncle Steve • Used Car Salesman • VH1 Announcer • Velociraptor Instructor • Victor • Vince Neil • Walker Mascot • Winnie the Pooh • Wishbone • Wookie Cosplayer • Young Optimus Prime • Zebra
- Chinese Resturant Guy: ["You Can't Do That On Robot Chicken"] Hey! Breckin Meyer!
- Breckin Meyer: Yeah, Chinese Restaurant Guy?
- Chinese Resturant Guy: Hey! Ever hear of a cat gopher?
- Breckin Meyer: Cat gopher? What's a cat gopher?
- Chinese Resturant Guy: Cat go for $6 if I put MSG on it!
- [audience laughs as Chinese Restaurant Guy goes back in locker]
- Breckin Meyer: Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in? I spent an hour and fifteen minutes in traffic getting here. I mean, granted, I was in a Benz, but this is horse shit! Oh, fuck you! You know what? I'm going home! Yeah, you can kiss my ass! I was in "Garfield," motherfucker!
- [Corey Feldman is dying]
- Corey Feldman: Remember me... in "Stand By Me"... and "The Lost Boys"... the first half at least... oh... and..."Friday... the 13th... Part...
- [Corey Feldman dies]