Nick Swardson credited as playing...
- Howie: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
- [cries]
- Howie: Richie told me about the serial killers thats loose in in our neighborhood killing anyone named Howie! THAT'S MY NAME! That's my name!
- Howie: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.
- Wayne: How's the moon treating you.
- Howie: Not a fan.
- Howie: [quivering] Carlos?
- Carlos: Who say my name?
- Howie: [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila] I brought you a present from the Benchwarmers. You're really good at baseball.
- Carlos: [happy] Thank you Albino.
- [bold]
- Carlos: Now get lost!
- Howie: [cowers away screeching]
- Howie: What's going all the way?
- Wayne: [whispers in Howie's ear]
- Howie: Oh.
- [squeezes suntan lotion and screams]
- Howie: Aaaaaah!
- Clark: We could still win this thing.
- Richie: Wha-how?
- Clark: If we use the force.
- Richie: Let's try not to be too geeky, Clark.
- Clark: The Force is powerful, my young padawan.
- Howie: He's right. It is.
