John Leguizamo: Sid

Ice Age: The Meltdown

Sid

[last lines]
Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred: Diego. It's not even close.
Diego: Heh, told you.
Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manfred: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie.
Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.

Manfred: So, you think she's the girl for me?
Sid: Oh, yeah, she's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She "completes" you.

Manfred: Uh, Diego, retract the claws, please.
Diego: Oh... right... sorry.
[lets go]
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water.
Sid: [Diego grabs Sid's neck and chokes him]
Sid: OK, Good thing I know you better.

Sid: [singing to annoy Manfred] Stop, hey! What's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground!

Sid: I'm gonna be the first one to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect.
Manfred: You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
Diego: Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
[Sid prepares to jump]
Diego: But I've been wrong before.

Sid: He's coming around the corner, and he's up by a couple of fifths. He's ahead by a tusk! Oh, he's beating Diego! Diego's gonna go to the corner!

Sid: Manny, you've come a long way since we first met, and I'll take the credit for that, but you need to let go of the past so you'll have a future.

Female Mini Sloth: Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
Diego: Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
Sid: You mean it? Ohh!
[Hugs Diego]
Diego: Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch."

Sid: [tied up] This is either really good or really bad.
[looks down to see tar pit underneath him]
Sid: Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.
Female Mini Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.
Female Mini Sloth: [eagerly] We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.
Sid: That's not very advanced.
[pause]
Female Mini Sloth: Worth a shot.

Sid: [Cholly has broken wind in his mouth] Well, don't "that" put the 'stink' in extinction!

Diego: [Crash and Eddie are playing on the ice] Can't you see is thin enough without you two wearing it down?
Sid: Ah, Diego! Come on, the ice may be thin, but it's strong enough to hold a 10 ton mammoth and a nine ton possum.

Sid: [the group has just escaped from Cretaceous and Maelstrom, the two sea reptiles] What in the animal kingdom was "that"?
Diego: I don't know. But from now on, land safe, water... not safe.