Catherine Tate credited as playing...
Various Characters • Joannie Taylor
- Martin: I never met anyone with an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
- Various Characters: That's because they're locked in a bathroom 14 hours a day, washing the shite off their hands.
- Various Characters: Are you a farmer miss? You a farmer miss? You old McDonald miss? You old McDonald, innit.
- Teacher: No, Lauren you know very well I am not a farmer, now enough of this.
- Various Characters: Well, I'm not being funny or nuffink, miss, but you do smell like a farmer.
- Various Characters: You ever see those women who leave their money to the cats. Oh, that DO make me laugh. What do the cats want with it? What are they gonna do? Go on a cruise? THEY'RE FUCKING CATS!
- Various Characters: I'm sorry, where's my manners? Would you like a Rhubarb and Custard?
- Neville: Um... no, thank you.
- Various Characters: No, I'm not a great fan of boiled sweets myself. It's just good to have something to suck on between blanket checks. Know what I mean?
- Various Characters: Right, Lauren, that's it! You are not going on this trip you will sit there all afternoon!
- [a long pause as Lauren reflects on her actions]
- Various Characters: Am I bovvaad?