Sacha Baron Cohen credited as playing...
Borat
- Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
- Borat: This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and assholes Uzbekistan.
- Borat: What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.
- Borat: Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
- Borat: [referring in thought to woman speaking in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.
- [from trailer]
- Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
- Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
- Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
- [starts showing Borat cars]
- Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
- Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
- Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
- Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
- Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
- Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
- Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
- Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
- Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
- Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
- Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
- Borat: *Hard*
- Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
- Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
- Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
- Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
- Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
- Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
- Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
- Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
- Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
- Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
- Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.
- Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
- Borat: [referring to Pamela Anderson's character in "Baywatch"] This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.