Alex Wolff credited as playing...
- Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.
- Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.
- Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way.
- Nat: In what way?
- David: In a way she doesn't know about.
- Alex: We need to get the band together this instant!
- Nat: Are you up for it, man?
- Alex: Yes. I'm fortified by milk.
- Alex: Alienate means see boobies?
- Nat: Alex, that's inappropriate.
- Alex: Inappropriate means see boobies?
- Alex: I wear a doo-rag. You wear your hair. That's how it is. That's how it is.
- Nat: Jesus, what a jerk.
- Alex: Don't ever say Jesus! He was the best president we've ever had!
- Alex: I know a lot about science too. Like I know how people make poopies.
