Alison Pill credited as playing...
Kim Pine
- Kim Pine: We are Sex Bob-Omb! And we're here to watch Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in! One-two-three-four!
- Kim Pine: [unenthusiastically] We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff.
- Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth.
- Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim.
- Kim Pine: I meant "scum" of the earth.
- Kim Pine: Believe it or not I used to date Scott in high school.
- Ramona V. Flowers: Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories?
- Kim Pine: [laughs sarcastically] Yeah... he's an idiot!
- Stephen Stills: I have distressing news.
- Kim Pine: Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it.
- Kim Pine: Scott. Not that I care, but you should go talk to Ramona before she's gone.
- Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim.
- Kim Pine: And I really don't care.
- Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
- Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?
- Kim Pine: I mean, are you really happy or really evil?
- Scott Pilgrim: Evil? You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives? I'm offended, Kim.
- Kim Pine: Wounded, even?
- Scott Pilgrim: Hurt, Kim.
- Stephen Stills: Oh god!... oh man! This is a nightmare! Is this a nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up...!
- Scott Pilgrim: It's just nerves!
- Kim Pine: Once we're on stage, you'll be fine.
- Stephen Stills: We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!
- Stephen Stills: I always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?
- Todd Ingram: Okay. You know how you only use 10% of your brain? That's because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.
- Kim Pine: Did you learn that at Vegan Academy?
- Kim Pine: Ramona dated twins?
- Scott Pilgrim: Apparently.
- Young Neil: At the same time?
- Scott Pilgrim: You know what? I don't know and I don't want to know.