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Aunt Bertha has come to stay to recover from the shock of her sister moving to Australia taking Bobby, her poodle, with her. Aunt Bertha loved her sister's little dog with a passion. She quickly transfers her affection to Corneil, who basks in all the extra attention... until she starts confusing him with the absent Bobby. How can he convince her to leave?

John and Beth have gone to the opera. Corneil is waiting for Bernie in John's office when a burglar enters through the open window and steals a valuable painting. The experience leaves Corneil traumatised and terrified of being left alone. Drastic steps must be taken to cure Corneil...

Corneil and Bernie have gone to visit Bernie's cousins in the country. Corneil finds it difficult to adapt to the country way of life, dogs live outside in kennels and definitely don't eat at the dinner table! He has another shock: they expect him to guard the farm against the coyote. How will Corneil cope?

Corneil is upset about the way dogs are treated, they are not even allowed in some places. When Mrs Solo, the neighbour, hits him over the head with her umbrella, it is the final straw. He decides to take her to court. Corneil prepares a strong case for the hardships dogs suffer and Bernie promises to do everything he can to help... what could go wrong?

Bernie is taking Julie to the school dance. That is, until he trips and breaks his leg. He decides not to tell Julie about his accident, in case she decides to go to the dance with someone else instead. Bernie is convinced she will never find out about his broken leg if he is clever... and has Corneil on hand to help him out.

Corneil is upset to read that dogs only come tenth in a poll of the most highly evolved living beings. He signs up to the study currently being undertaken to back up this claim. Corneil is amused to see his competitors are nothing more than a monkey and a cat... it's going to be a piece of cake to prove dogs are of a superior intelligence... or is it?

Corneil is worried when a baby's pram suddenly appears in the flat, it can only mean one thing, John and Beth are expecting a baby. Bernie warns Corneil his days with John and Beth are numbered, people just don't trust dogs round their babies. Corneil and Bernie go all out to prove Corneil would never be a threat to their future baby. But is it all in vain?

Bernie decides he can make his fortune using Corneil as a dog model. He secretly takes pictures of Corneil for a portfolio and sends it off. Corneil is chosen to model the latest doggy fashions at a catwalk show. Corneil is appalled when he sees what he is expected to wear and only agrees to walk down the runway on one condition...

School is on vacation and Romeo is bored, all his good friends have gone away. The only person left to hang out with is Bernie. Bernie is flattered by the attention but Corneil is not amused, his dogsitter doesn't have time for him any more. Corneil will do anything to prove to Bernie that Romeo is only being friendly because he's got no-one else to talk to.

Everyone is talking about the TV sitcom "The Dog Sitter Show" about a dog sitter and his goofy dog. The show is going to come off air for a while as the dog has been taken ill. Bernie suggests Corneil stand in as a replacement. Amazingly he gets the part. Corneil quickly makes his mark on the show, ensuring the dog sitter is the victim of every gag instead of him.

Corneil and Bernie are in the music store when Corneil wanders off. Bernie thinks Corneil has been kidnapped when he sees a similar looking dog being driven off in a car. John and Beth call the police, who promise to lock the culprit up behind bars.

Corneil has created "Eau de Corneil" cologne. He tries it out on Bernie, it has an amazing effect on the girls at school. Corneil decides to market his perfume, but Bernie tries to persuade him otherwise, how will he compete if everyone else is wearing the cologne too? He goes out of his way to ensure "Eau de Corneil" is never marketed.

Corneil needs a trim. Bernie offers to take him to see his Aunt Gina, who has just opened a new salon - for humans! She is persuaded to trim Corneil instead and tells them to come back the next day. Poor Corneil is terrified, Gina is terrible at cutting human hair, and he dreads to think what she will do to him. But how bad is Gina really at cutting hair?

Bernie finds a stray cat in the street and persuades John and Beth to give it a home. Corneil soon sees the cat for the troublemaker it really is, but can he convince the others, or do they just think Corneil is jealous?

Bernie takes Romeo up on his challenge of a dog race between Corneil and Romeo's racing greyhound. When Corneil wins the race, Bernie gets carried away and signs Corneil up for the canine grand prix that weekend. Corneil refuses to run in the race, but can Bernie change his mind?

Bernie is in trouble with his uncle again. And he's especially worried this time as it's nearly his birthday and he might not get a present! Corneil offers to help Bernie get back into his uncle's good books. Perhaps a camping trip in the country would do the trick?

Corneil has slipped his lead to go and watch a concert in the park. The dog warden spots Corneil with no collar and sends him to the lost animal society where he is quickly rehomed. Bernie has a fight on his hands to get Corneil back before John and Beth notice he is missing.

Corneil wishes he could join Martha's poetry club. Bernie agrees to join the club on his behalf. The initiation test for club entry is tough, but with Corneil's help, Bernie manages to sail through it. Corneil is thrilled when Bernie is accepted as a member, but the club does not live up to Bernie's expectations...

Corneil has had enough of Bernie's lies, especially when he claims John and Beth said he could have their invite to a celebrity party before they went away. Corneil rips up the invitation, only to discover that Bernie was telling the truth for once. Corneil needs to find a way to get Bernie into this party to make amends, but will he have to lie to do so?

Bernie is in trouble at school, the principal wants to see his uncle to talk about his attitude. Uncle Rico is determined to help his nephew see his education through, especially as he didn't - something he regrets to this day. Corneil and Bernie need to come up with a way of getting Uncle Rico to convince the principal she should keep Bernie on at school.

Bernie and Corneil are on vacation with John and Beth. Bernie is fed up of Corneil constantly contradicting everything he says. When Corneil tells Bernie the souvenir he has just bought is a fake, and not a relic from a nearby temple, it is the last straw. Bernie is determined to prove Corneil wrong, whatever the consequences.

Bernie's cousins from the country are in town for a fair. John and Beth are away and Corneil has reluctantly agreed to let Bernie's cousins stay with him. Only they prove to be rather difficult house guests... will Corneil be able to get rid of them and tidy the house before John and Beth return?

Corneil refuses to go on the new "Crazy Caterpillar" roller coaster despite Bernie's pleas. But Corneil has an idea when Mrs Hamber, a friend of John and Beth's, comes to visit with her dog, who is the spitting image of Corneil...

Bernie has been challenged to a freestyle showdown on his scooter by Rudy, the self proclaimed King of Freestyle. Corneil refuses to let Bernie risk life and limb over it, trying various methods of persuasion. To no avail. Will Bernie go through with the challenge, or back out at the last minute?

Bernie, with a little help from Corneil, has managed to get himself a day's work experience at the local police station. Unfortunately it only involves filing, but it isn't long before Bernie manages to get himself, and Corneil, implicated in an investigation.

Corneil and Bernie are staying with Bernie's cousins in the country. Bernie breaks their tractor while trying to help out. Corneil thinks he might be able to fix the broken machinery with Bernie's help, but Bernie has other ideas...

Corneil overhears Romeo talking on the phone and tells Bernie what he heard. Romeo is amazed when Bernie guesses the top secret purchase he has made. Bernie laughs it off, claiming to be telepathic. Martha challenges him to prove his powers. Bernie is determined not to lose face in front of his friends and turns to Corneil for help.

Corneil keeps talking in his sleep; he is terrified of dozing off in public and revealing his secret. That evening he discovers that John and Beth have decided to decorate his room so he has to sleep with them. Bernie tells him he'll have to stay awake all night.

Bernie finds Corneil's diary and wants to read it to see what Corneil has written about him. Corneil won't let him. Bernie is determined to find out what Corneil has written in his diary and will go to any lengths to do so.

Romeo is freaked out when the living room at John and Beth's is tidied up while they are all in the kitchen. Bernie tells him not to worry, it's only the ghost that haunts the apartment. Martha is sceptical and wants to see the ghost for herself. But will the ghost appear? And who will be most scared?

A lawyer informs Bernie that Corneil is the beneficiary of an eccentric millionairess' will. Bernie is over the moon and starts working out what they are going to spend the money on. Corneil is sure there has been a mistake and is determined to find the rightful heir to the fortune.

Corneil builds a highly intelligent robot. When he tells Bernie the robot can do anything, Bernie has an idea: perhaps it will be able to help him with his detention assignment. Bernie "borrows" the robot and sneaks it into the school... what could possibly go wrong?