Will Friedle credited as playing...
- Ron: There are guys out there that are better for you than Eric. Guys that are real, for one thing.
- Kim: Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?
- Ron: Out there. In here.
- Kim: Oh. Really?
- Ron: Camp Wannaweep. The worst summer of my life.
- Kim: I know, I know. The ticks, the poison ivy, the toxic lake, your mom stopped accepting your phone calls.
- Ron: Yeah. You know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you.
- Ron: I have a lethal weapon.
- Kim: Put the slingshot down, Huck Finn, it's me.
- Ron: So, what's the plan?
- Kim: Ron, I... I got nothing!
- Ron: That's my line, and what's worse, that's quitter talk.
- Kim: Drakken finally won. I should've stuck to babysitting.
- Ron: All right, KP, this pity fiesta is over. Drakken has not won, he played you. Now it's payback time.
- Ron: Okay, Rufus. I think I'm ready. Not just for the dance, but to do something no man should ever have to do, talk about his feelings.
- Ron: Naked mole rat. Weird enough for ya?
- Kim: You know, Ron, we better hurry.
- Ron: Hurry where?
- [Kim grabs Ron's hand and they all hurry off]
- Kim: You'll see.
- [to Eric]
- Ron: Syntho-dude, you are going down!
- [Ron is riding his scooter. Kim and Monique are walking. To both Kim and Monique]
- Ron: Keep it real, ladies.
- [Ron is preparing himself for prom. To Rufus]
- Ron: Kim's worth it.
- [On the plane on the way home. Ron and Rufus are playing. Ron has the controller but Rufus is in control of driving the toy car. To Kim, about Rufus]
- Ron: Talk to the naked driver.
- [Doctor Drakken, henchmen, and Shego are all in police custody. To Doctor Drakken]
- Ron: Deal with it, dude, it's over.
