Jack Dylan Grazer credited as playing...
Freddy Freeman
- [Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
- Shazam: Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
- [Shazam takes gun of out robber's hand]
- Freddy Freeman: Billy, look out!
- [the other robber shoots him, the bullet ricochets off him]
- Freddy Freeman: Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!
- Shazam: [shocked] I'm bulletproof.
- [they both laugh before Shazam's expression suddenly turns serious]
- Freddy Freeman: [filming on his phone] Today is December 8th, and this video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again.
- Shazam: [hands back the robber's gun] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town.
- Freddy Freeman: Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face.
- Shazam: Shoot me in the face. In the face?
- [both robbers shoot Shazam in his face and the bullets ricochet off him]
- Shazam: It kinda tickles.
- [turning back to the robbers]
- Shazam: You're dead.
- [both robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
- Shazam: [walking out of store with junk food] Sorry about your window.
- Freddy Freeman: Have a good night!
- Shazam: But you're welcome for not getting robbed!
- Shazam: Say my name!
- Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley, Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi: BILLY!
- Shazam: No, no! Not my name, the name I said to transform into this guy!
- Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley, Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi: SHAZAM!
- Freddy Freeman: Flight or invisibility. If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why?
- Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
- Freddy Freeman: No, no, 'cause heroes fly. And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? But invisibility, no way. That's pervy. Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villian power, right?
- Freddy Freeman: Hey! Covering her mouth like you're gonna kidnap her is not gonna make her less scared, okay?
- Shazam: Darla, it's me. It's Billy. I know I don't look like me. A wizard made me like look this.
- Freddy Freeman: Maybe don't start with "wizard." It's just gonna make her more confused.
- Freddy Freeman: Some old guy brought me to a temple and he made me say, "Shazam."
- [turns back into Billy]
- Freddy Freeman: Verbally triggered body-manipulation properties! You can switch by saying, "Shazam."
- Freddy Freeman: All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home?
- Shazam: Looking like this?
- Freddy Freeman: Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, but that's long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.
- Freddy Freeman: [meets Billy; about his and Billy's foster parents] They seem nice, but don't buy it. It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
- Billy Batson: [becomes nervous]
- Freddy Freeman: Dude, just messing around! You look at me and you're like, "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid, you got it all!"
- Shazam: I can't talk to fish! Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool?
- Freddy Freeman: [wearing an Aquaman shirt] I don't know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?
- Shazam: Oh yeah... well, that's not THAT cool.
- Rosa Vasquez: Please don't say anything weird to Billy.
- Freddy Freeman: You mean like how the Romans used to brush their teeth with their own urine?
- Freddy Freeman: You know, I like you like this. This is so cool. I mean, no offense, but, like, at first you were kinda like the opposite of how Darla is.
- Shazam: A dick?
- Freddy Freeman: Your words. Not mine. But yeah.
- [Billy gets a phone call]
- Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: Come home, Billy. Come home.
- Freddy Freeman: [screaming] Supervillain! Supervillain!
- Shazam: [to a female passerby] Oh, hey. What's up? I'm a superhero.
- Freddy Freeman: Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparklefingers.
- Shazam: No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We're, like the same age.
- [Shazam exits a gentlemen's club while eating chicken wings]
- Freddy Freeman: What'd you see? What'd you see? Were there boobies? You see nipples? W-Why aren't you talking?
- Shazam: We're gonna need more money.
- Freddy Freeman: Why? You were in there for, like, five minutes.
- Shazam: Dude, they were very convincing!
- [Freddy sits alone at the cafeteria when the Breyer brothers appear]
- Brett Breyer: What are you doing? Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up?
- Burke Breyer: Yeah.
- [Burke grabs some of Freddy's food before elbowing him in the head. Freddy's siblings join him at the table]
- Freddy Freeman: What are you guys doing here?
- Mary Bromfield: Well, we're having lunch with you.
- Freddy Freeman: But you guys have different lunch periods.
- Mary Bromfield: Well, we made a very special arrangement.
- Freddy Freeman: Darla, what's going on?
- Darla Dudley: Why are you asking me?
- [Shazam enters the cafeteria with some food]
- Shazam: Freddy Freeman!
- [all the kids see Shazam in awe]
- Shazam: This guy taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. True story. You should get some pointers from him.
- [Shazam sits next to Freddy]
- Shazam: What's going on, my best bud in the whole world? And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool? Uh... I invited another friend. I hope that's okay.
- [Superman arrives with some food and stands next to Freddy]
- Freddy Freeman: Huh!
- Freddy Freeman: Supervillain! Supervillain!
- Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: Worse. Much worse.
- Freddy Freeman: Radioactive anthromorph? Psychic energy manipulator? I won't let you read my mind! My mind is blank! You can't get in!
- Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: I don't have to read your mind. Because you're going to tell me everything.
- Shazam: You're the only person I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff.
- Freddy Freeman: That's Batman. Can I?
- Shazam: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Freddy Freeman: [touches the lightning bolt on Shazam's costume]
- Shazam: It's crazy, right?
- Freddy Freeman: What're your superpowers?
- Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
- Shazam: Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude, did you see that?
- Freddy Freeman: Yeah. You electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people.
- Shazam: And then I caught it! Freddy, I caught a bus with my bare hands, man! I caught a bus like people catch fly balls. Like, who does that? I do that!
- Freddy Freeman: Billy, you do nothing. You, you take selfies and make people pay you. You know, forget it. I can't really talk to you when you look like this.
- Shazam: You just wish it was you!
- Freddy Freeman: No shit! You think I wouldn't kill to have what you have? Because everything I do is, like, some desperate attempt to get people to notice me, to not feel sorry for me. I mean, look at me! Look at me! Do you even see me? Cause most people don't! Cause they don't want to. And now you don't, either. I mean, you think this is who you are? I mean, Billy, you're 14. And now you're no better than the Breyers. All this power, and all you did was turn into a show-off and a bully.
- [Freddy walks away]
- Shazam: Whatever, kid! I do what I want! And I'm like, mid-20s probably! Maybe even, like, 30.
- Billy Batson: Well, you wanted me to be a hero.
- Freddy Freeman: Are you kidding? Okay, no. Old guy's up there harboring multiple spiritual entities. Plus, he has the same powers as you. Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing. Plus, I mean, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die. All right?
- Billy Batson: If a superhero can't save his family, he's not much of a hero.
- [Billy walks towards Sivana]
- Freddy Freeman: That was a decent catchphrase.
- Freddy Freeman: [Freddy is trying to prove to the other students that he knows Shazam] Red Cyclone, hey! Hey, whats going on? Oh, that's crazy! Yeah, it's Freddy by the way. Yeah, its crazy! Great story.
- Senior Girl: [a student snatches Freddy's phone from him] He's not talking to anyone.
- Freddy Freeman: [the other children laugh at him and leave] I was! I was! We're friends. I know him, i do!