Ken Sipillary
Dr. Clive Dobbs (as Michael O'Brien)
Blaine
Hollywood Man
Hollywood Lady
Skap Tarloff
Charlemagne Honeysuckle
John
Joan
Larry
Jack
Richard
Chiffon
Malcolm
Agent Cooper
Gogo Jackson (as Daniel Kleinfeld)
Balls Lewellen
Frankie
Seminar Announcer (voice)
Tic-Tac