Cara Buono credited as playing...
Linda Salvo
- Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now.
- Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed? I just got cock-blocked by my mom!
- Linda Salvo: Be honest with me, Artie. The only reason you like me is because I fuck you.
- Artie DeVanzo: Not at all... I mean it's awesome.
- Linda Salvo: [as Artie and Linda sit in the car after their date] Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick!
- Artie DeVanzo: Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired.
- Linda Salvo: Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay?
- Artie DeVanzo: I'll be Hugh fucking Downs.
- Linda Salvo: Who the fuck is that?
- Artie DeVanzo: He was the host of Concentration just blow me.
- Artie's Mom: [interrupting them, unexpectedly] I made tiramisu, you kids wants some?
- Artie DeVanzo: No mom, go back inside!
- Artie's Mom: It's in the fridge, you change your mind.
- Artie DeVanzo: *Back inside*!
- Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now.
- Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!