Clifton MaCabe Murray credited as playing...
Andrew
- Viola: [as Sebastian] Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.
- Duke: [laughs]
- [Viola clears throat]
- Duke: What-what's your name?
- Viola: Sebastian Hastings.
- Duke: Duke Orsino.
- Viola: [grunts]
- Duke: Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.
- Andrew: Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.
- Toby: Seriously, how old are you?
- Viola: I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?
- Duke: Noon. You play?
- Viola: Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?
- Duke: Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.
- Viola: Schveet!
- Duke: Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?
- Viola: Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?
- Andrew: So you stick 'em up your nose?
- Viola: Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?
- [Boys shake head]
- Viola: Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.
- Duke: Serious?
- Viola: Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
- Duke: That's disgusting!
- Andrew: Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!