Mablean Ephriam credited as playing...
Judge Ephriam
- Judge Ephriam: You're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.
- Madea: I'll take the prison for 200, Alex.
- Judge Ephriam: Brian, does she watch your kids?
- Brian: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her.
- Judge Ephriam: Really?
- [Looks over at Nikki]
- Judge Ephriam: Stand up, Nikki.
- [Nikki begans to stands up]
- Judge Ephriam: Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother.
- Madea: The hell I am. I don't. Aw, hell no! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no bad kids.
- Brian: Calm down. Look, Madea, calm down.
- Madea: I'm sorry, I will kill that little girl... I don't know her, I don't she might be one of them sandinistas or something. She might be one of them...
- Nikki: So, You ugly anyway, old lady!
- Madea: She trying to get me the electric chair already.
- Judge Ephriam: Either you're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.
- Madea: I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fighting for my virginity than to be sitting there dealing with this.
- Brian: She'll be a great foster mother, your honor.