Dartagnan
Maxine
Clavell Mandanglo
Juliana
Vasquez
Gargamel (as Lauren P. Seavage)
Diamond Dave (as Matt Puckerchord)
Self
Mr. Bonejack
Eugene Duqua (as Andy Copp)
Budnick
Chutney
Abortion Girl
Zombie (as Shawn Green)
Zombie
Teen Ape
Victim