Kevin Durand credited as playing...
Fred Dukes
- Logan: [upon seeing the obese Fred] Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.
- John Wraith: Hey, be nice, man.
- Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo] Hey, fat... Fred. I seem to remember that girl when was about 85 pounds, huh?
- Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, that's funny. You're still so funny, Logan.
- Logan: You know where Victor is?
- Frederick J. Dukes: No idea.
- Logan: Where's the island, slim?
- Frederick J. Dukes: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Logan.
- Logan: [gets into the ring] Listen, I ain't leaving here till you tell me where Victor is. So come on, bub, for old times' sake, huh?
- Frederick J. Dukes: Did you just call me... Blob?
- Logan: No, but...
- [Fred cold cocks him by knocking him out of the ring]
- John Wraith: I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?
- Logan: I didn't call him Blob, I said bub! God damn it!
- Wade Wilson: Fred got a new tattoo. I'm concerned.
- Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo of a woman] Jesus, Fred, you just met her last night.
- Frederick J. Dukes: I love her.
- Logan: You love her? After one night?
- Frederick J. Dukes: She's a gymnast.
- Frederick J. Dukes: You gonna puke?
- Logan: If we were meant to fly, we'd grow wings.
- David North: Aww, don't worry Nancy, more people die from driving than flying.
- Logan: Yeah? How 'bout impaling?
- John Wraith: Hey be nice! Or be your approximation of nice... would you like a bucket?
- John Wraith: Move his ass. Dance with him, Fred!
- Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, what's that? You wanna dance with me?
- [Logan punches Dukes repeatedly]
- Frederick J. Dukes: That feels good. Hey! Guess what?
- [Dukes punches Logan once, and decks him]
- John Wraith: Oh, is he gonna talk now! You got him right where you want him!
- Logan: Whose side are you on, anyway?
- [from trailer]
- Frederick J. Dukes: I don't regret the things I do. I'm proud of what I am. I'm proud of what I've done for my country. If you think you can take me, step up to Fred J. Dukes, you better run. 'Cause if I were to catch up, I might teach yah some manners.
- William Stryker: Fred!
- Frederick J. Dukes: The tank?
- William Stryker: The tank.
- Frederick J. Dukes: Yeah, I got it!
- Frederick J. Dukes: I put up in a lifetime of people trying to cut me down. And you try to do tall tales now you better run... and if you try to run you better keep on running.