Stuart Townsend credited as playing...
Buddy Endrow
- Frank Allen: Do you know what doctors call riders that don't wear a helmet?
- Buddy Endrow: A hotel?
- Frank Allen: Organ donors.
- Buddy Endrow: [upon being asked his nickname for his penis] Master of the Universe, defender of our galaxy.
- Susan Allen: Oh shit, man. Couldn't it just be God Almighty or something?
- Buddy Endrow: That's my tongue, actually.
- Susan Allen: Don't drag him into anything unsavory tonight.
- Buddy Endrow: What do you consider unsavory?
- Susan Allen: Anything that might lead to a rash.
- Buddy Endrow: Are you tring to kill yourself?
- Frank Allen: Well, obviously, but I think it's going to take a little while.
- Buddy Endrow: So you finished with all those index cards? It's been waned?
- Frank Allen: [rowing boat] Hell no. In fact, it was in the cards to come up here to accomplish something.
- Buddy Endrow: What sort of something?
- Frank Allen: Something big.
- Buddy Endrow: How big?
- Frank Allen: Oh, the biggest thing in my life.
- Buddy Endrow: Is the keyword here "life"?
- Frank Allen: Could be. Definitely could be.
- Buddy Endrow: [after Frank shoots a hole in the boat] Shooting at me first was just a figure of speech!