Bruce Willis credited as playing...
Muldoon (segment "Planet Terror")
- Abby: You killed Bin Laden?
- Lt. Muldoon: I put two in his heart, one in his computer.
- Wray: So that was you.
- Lt. Muldoon: Where are my men?
- Abby: [throws a bag to Lt. Muldoon] I put several right here.
- Lt. Muldoon: What the fuck is this?
- Abby: Their balls, sweetheart.
- [Abby is being held down around some severed testicles]
- Lt. Muldoon: Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby.
- Abby: You certainly have.
- Lt. Muldoon: Get Lewis down here.
- Soldier: He's getting his dick wet, sir.
- Lt. Muldoon: Get him the fuck down here... NOW!