You know, sometimes people can be proud of things they should be ashamed of. Like knowing a movie from your country (Italy in my case) is in the IMDb's bottom #50, getting a lower score every month or so. This movie is an epic soft teen-girls-only-porno fail. The unwritten tagline is "It's Costantino. And Daniele. In a movie. Nothing else matters!" and for some 12 years old girls maybe it worked. Still such a wonderful abortion deserves some deep examination... So, the story. There's no story, just two guys trying to become famous instead of getting out their parents' house. some short-comedy with Naples people, (really) soft-core scenes for girls, a scene where they get drunk with half a beer and then get famous for real. Yes, it's as great as it sounds. The characters, the pillars of the movie, are almost identical. I'm not joking: there is this point in the movie where I really had an hard time telling apart Costantino from Daniele. They don't evolve, they don't have points, views, interests, they just exists for us to worship them I suppose. They're a huge monument to today's nihilsm. The original voice dub is so bad that resembles voice dub parodies from youtube. It's like they didn't memorize any of the lines, so they had a lot of trouble when re-dubbing. Sometimes they speak, but the mouth stays closed. And it's not a synch problem. This movie is so...empty. Half the time Costa' and Dani' are trying to escape from a bunch of women desperately seeking to rape them, the other half is spent in useless dialogs with their girlfriends. or the Cinderella subplot. It's like they wanted to make More than an hour of static video of the two famous TV show hosts for teenager but feared our Tvs could burn by showing a static image. Don't waste any more time: BUY this movie, watch it until the end, then if you still got your eyes BURN it while laughing. And crying for humanity's future.
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nanozombie22 September 2010
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wynonasbigbrownbeaver6 December 2008They hired all these actors, but they can't afford a proper sound technician to record the women voices.
WOW! I managed to sit through like the first 5 minutes of this incredible film.
All the chicks sound like drag queens.
BAD! This is not supposed to be the Italian Brokeback Mountain.
Was this supposed to be a joke?
This should be banned in Italy.
I am glad that the US didn't accept or market this type of stuff.
We already have enough bad movies. Like The Maze: The Movie -
Two dudes, who are not able tò act, want tò be superstars, for suburban little girls, screaming for them like Take That supporters in the 90"s. Costantino and Daniele, life seemed tò be very hard for you in this movie, I saw you sleeping in the shore poor guys. Star system Is very hard, you should have come back tò Maria De Filiippi at Mediaset Maybe in trash TV Show people like you succeed. In movies you have tò do something more, like a little acting. More then a decade later, we realize your real capacities. Nil! Oh my gosh! How could It happen? Interrante, where Is Melissa? Trapped in Vita Smeralda?
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Too Beautiful, a title that does not reflect the movie, which comes across as too flat, boring, filthy, stupid, idiotic, wrong and last but not least a moronic movie.
The plot is so dumb that it's not even worth mentioning, really it's about two aspiring dog actors who do anything to pursue their useless dream.
The acting then is pitiful and uncommitted, really if I made the two lead actors act two dummies in comparison they would win the oscar, such poor acting I have never seen.
For the soundtrack. There is some forgettable music, nothing special or interesting.
A film like Too Beautiful, would deserve to burn indefinitely as far as I'm concerned.