Frank Welker credited as playing...
Azrael
- Gargamel: I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. I simply can't stop thinking about the miserable beasts every single minute of every single day!...
- Azrael: Meow!
- Gargamel: But I need them! It's only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their happy blue essence that my magic will finally become... not infallible...
- Azrael: Meow!
- Gargamel: INVINCIBLE, yes, thank you! I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world!
- [Gargamel and Azreal cackle]
- Gargamel: Yeah, but you're milking it, don't milk it.
- Gargamel: [playing with a Smurfette puppet] "Oh, great one!" Yes, lying, deceptive, horrible little Smurfette? "After all your years of Smurfless searching, however do you expect to find us?" Oh, I'm very glad you asked, my dear! For, you see, I have a magical map, that shows me exactly where the Smurf village is! I shall now use my formidable powers to magically transport us here!
- Azrael: Oh, no...
- Gargamel: Oh, Azrael, we've come so far, yet I am haunted by the same familiar problem: how to find the Smurfs. If only I had a...
- [Azrael hacks and coughs]
- Gargamel: I'm sorry, is my thinking interrupting your vile habit? If only I had something of theirs: a drop of spittle, a fingernail, some hair even, then I could use my magic to hunt them down!
- [Azrael coughs out a hairball]
- Gargamel: Very nice. Are you done now?
- Azrael: Meow!
- [points at the hairball]
- Gargamel: I don't want to look at it! What? YUCK! WHAT?... Is that...? No. No, it can't be... it is! The tiny locks of Smurfette! Oh, sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh, sweet strands of joy... mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit.
- [holds up the hair]