Daniel Dae Kim credited as playing...
Johnny Gat
- Johnny Gat: [in an elevator, looking for Tanya] I'm gonna skull-fuck that bitch.
- Main Character: [pause] Hope you don't mind hepatitis
- Benjamin King: She tells everything to her fashion consultant, he shouldn't be too hard to break.
- Johnny Gat: Who is this guy?
- Benjamin King: Some Eurotrash motherfucker named Stefan.
- Johnny Gat: I hate him already.
- Johnny Gat: So you're Julius' new boy. You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I got an eight inch cock. So I guess we're both full of surprises.
- Troy: You've earned your colors today.
- Dex: That was some impressive shit! The only other Saint who kicked ass like that was Johnny!
- Johnny Gat: Shit took me half the time.
- Julius: Welcome to the 3rd Street Saints.
- Dex: Who's got the Rollerz?
- Lin: I do.
- Johnny Gat: Lin? The fuck you wearing blue for?
- Julius: I asked Lin to hook up with the Rollerz. We don't know much about these fuckers so I wanted one of us on the inside.
- 3rd Street Saint: [referring to Lin joining West Side Rollerz to obtain insider info] I didn't think the Rollerz pimped hoes.
- Lin: [punches the 3rd Street Saint to the ground] Any other comments?
- Johnny Gat: Yeah. When you punch, don't throw your shoulders so much.
- Johnny Gat: [while disguised as a Vice King] You never shoulda messed with the Saints! Or the Vice Kings... Because that's what we are.
- Johnny Gat: Who the fuck's this guy?
- Julius: Troy and I found him. We're gonna see if he can roll with us.
- Johnny Gat: Julius, if he wants to run with the Saints, he's gotta be canonized!
- Troy: He's right, everyone had to do it.
- Johnny Gat: There's gotta be a better plan than "Lets Be Monroe's Bitches"!
- Dex: You're right. There is. Marshall Winslow was a major public figure and you can bet your ass that people would ask questions if the chief of police wasn't at his funeral. I say we hit Monroe during the funeral procession. That should show whoever he's working with that we're not fucking around.
- Johnny Gat: You're saying we should assassinate the chief of police while he's at the funeral of the guy we just smashed?
- Dex: Yeah.
- Johnny Gat: Don't tease me, Dex!
- Dex: Let's fucking do it.