Michael Vartan credited as playing...
Pete McKell
- Kate Ryan: I can't find the flares.
- Pete McKell: [looking into the water] Would they be in a giant yellow box with the word "flares" written on the side of it?
- Pete McKell: [swatting away flies] Jesus, anyone complain about the flies yet?
- Kate Ryan: That was your one shot.
- Pete McKell: That wasn't a complaint. That was a question.
- Neil: What the fuck you gawkin' at at, four eyes?
- Pete McKell: I don't know. I got the brochure, but it didn't say anything about assholes.
- Kate Ryan: 28 years old, and I can tie a knot. I've never been anywhere.
- Pete McKell: Yeah, well, traveling's overrated. Trust me.
- [last lines]
- Kate Ryan: What did you think of the tour?
- Pete McKell: I was thinking I'm probably going to be spending more time at home.
- Kate Ryan: Thanks.
- Pete McKell: I just saw a man get eaten by a fucking crocodile. This is not what I do, alright. You know what I do? I write stupid articles about hotels, restaurants, and resorts. Not about the Australian Outback. And by the way, I fucking hate animals, especially ones that can kill you!
- [pause]
- Pete McKell: [muttering to himself] Speaking of which, I'm going to kill my fucking editor when I get home.
- Pete McKell: The tide is moving in quick and people are falling apart. We've got to do something. Now.