Elisa Gabrielli credited as playing...
- Old Lady: [thinks that Private is a toy] Now this is woikmanship. So where's the gosh darn squeaker on this thing? It's gotta have a squeaker.
- [Private farts]
- Old Lady: Now that's more like it.
- Old Lady: [to the taxi driver] I got a tip for ya! Drop dead!
- Old Lady: [to Mr. Chew] Why does Christmas have to be every year! What a pain the the ugh! The tape! It's so sticky!
