Stephen Tobolowsky credited as playing...
Charley
- Charley: Needless to say, we don't carry firearms anymore. Sometimes you pull them out and think they're not loaded, and...
- Bobby Davis: You blow your deputy's ear off.
- Charley: Yeah.
- Doug Madsen: You're the sheriff, aren't you going out there?
- Charley: Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet! For arms training they just told us to play Doom!
- Doug Madsen: You're the sheriff, why don't you go out there?
- Charley: I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!