- Felice Falafafull: Hullo, Hullo, Poughkeepsie!
- Upiqui Ipsingk: No, it's Upiqui! How many times do I have to tell you my name, Felice?
- Miss T: In the future, civilization has reached perfection. But what if perfect isn't forever? What will save the Earth when there's nowhere to go, but down, deep into the forsaken past.
- Robert C. Roberts: What are you protesting? Where are you from?
- Miss T: From far, far away. I just come here to do my dirty work in the Monstropolis.
- Robert C. Roberts: There's too much dirt in this world. What is your real purpose?
- Miss T: I'm looking for the Instant Messenger. He has a message from the future.