- Wil Wheaton: [on "The Legend of Billie Jean" from 1985] That's who we're fucking with? What's wrong with you, man? Pay her!
- Antigone Rising: [on "The Legend of Billie Jean from 1985] Suddenly all the kids everywhere are screaming "Fair is fair!"
- Antigone Rising: Pat Benetar's song Invincible became the theme for that movie.
- ["The Legend of Billie Jean", 1985]
- Mo Rocca: [on The Noid, from 1989] The Noid, for me, was a horrific blend of Toucan Sam and Abe Vigoda.
- The Modern Humorist: [on Lita Ford from 1988] Lita Ford looked hot, but she also looked like she might smell like a Dumpster.
- Emily Procter: [on Lita Ford from 1988] She seemed scary. She made me nervous. I thought she was going to kill me.
- Chris Wylde: [on EPCOT from 1982] Here's why EPCOT is good: they serve booze! There's no booze at Magic Kingdom! None! It's dry! You go to EPCOT, get hammered, you go back to Magic Kingdom and *really* enjoy Space Mountain.