Danielle Savre credited as playing...
Brianna
- Sierra: I told you we should do more cheers like that.
- Winnie: Again, shut up!
- Sierra: No, Winnie, you shut up! Wait, did I mean to say that? Yeah, I did. Winnie, shut up!
- Winnie: I don't have to shut up. I'm captain.
- Brianna: Yeah, and since you became captain, you've been a bigger pain in our asses than before.
- Winnie: Oh, like I care. There's nothing you can do about it.
- Everyone: [at Britney's death of cheerleading ceremony] Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Now you're not a cheerleader, that must really suck.
- Britney: No, no, no!
- [digs up her pom-poms]
- Winnie: Brit, what are you doing?
- [tries to stop Britney from getting her pom-poms]
- Brianna: [sighs and hugs Sierra] This is a sad day.
- Sierra: I know! All those dead pom-poms.
- Everybody: Roll call!
- Winnie: I'm Winnie.
- Brianna: Brianna.
- Sierra: Sierra.
- Amber: Amber.
- Britney: And everyone knows that I'm Britney.
- Everybody: Britney thinks that she's so hot, 'cause she got the captain spot.
- Britney: Hey, I won that fair and square. I lost 10 pounds and dyed my hair.
- Everybody: We really made a big mistake. Don't you think her boobs look fake?
- Britney: I swear that this is my real chest, my right is bigger than my left.
- Everybody: We don't know just why we chose her. Look at her, she's such a poser!
- Britney: I'll prove to you that I'm legit. I'll work hard and never quit.
- Everybody: Not, not, not, not gonna happen. You, you, you suck at being captain. Brit, Brit, Brit, your cheering is for shit. You're not you, Brit. They're not your real tits.