Chris Pontius credited as playing...
Self
- Johnny Knoxville: You alright?
- Chris Pontius: Yeah, hold on.
- Johnny Knoxville: What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!
- Chris Pontius: Ah, my fucking leg. Goddamn, these bulls are strong!
- Chris Pontius: [after Wee Man and Preston go bungee jumping off the bridge] That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.
- Chris Pontius: [after drinking horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.
- Chris Pontius: [after Matt Hoffman attempts to jump the English Channal on his bike] He didnt even make it to Germany!
- Chris Pontius: [dressed in a devil costume] Keep God outta California! Whoo! Tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this! God is *out*! He can have the other 48... or 49... whatever...
- Chris Pontius: [after sticking a fish hook through Steve-O's mouth] Oh, man. That hurt to do that to you.
- Chris Pontius: [while fishing for sharks, using Steve-O as bait] Dude, isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy?
- Chris Pontius: [after jumping out of an open sewer grate, dressed as the devil] I landed straight on my head. I am just... fucked.
- Chris Pontius: Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Knoxville is gonna jump the entire lake! He's amazing.
- Johnny Knoxville: This is the Toro Totter. It's me and Pontius vs. Dunn and Bam - and the last guy on the Totter is the winner.
- Chris Pontius: It's gonna be a blood bath.