Eugene Gurkin had always wanted to open his own bar, yet never had the money to do it. After one of his co-workers dies, Eugene comes up with the idea to pull together a team, dubbed The Knights of Prosperity, and rob a famous celebrity's apartment.
The Knights learn self-defence in order to be able to deal with Mick Jagger's security detail. Meanwhile, Eugene tries to keep a lid on his jealousy when their instructor takes a shine to Esperanza.
The Knights try to find their way inside Mick Jagger's security company. Rockefeller arranges an interview with Burton Security for a position, and the Knights attempt to get him a fake ID.
With the Mick Jagger scheme over and done with, the Knights must find a new celebrity target. Eugene poses as a famous architect so they can become acquainted with talk show host Kelly Ripa, but the new plan goes awry when he falls in love with her.
The Knights want to rent the expensive apartment next to their new target, and to raise the rent money, they kidnap Louis with hopes his wealthy father will pay the ransom.
Eugene suggests that they try to embezzle money from Ray Romano's film company, and the first step is to get Louis a job there by helping him make a movie.
