Brad Pitt credited as playing...
Rusty Ryan
- Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...
- Danny Ocean: Sure.
- Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
- Danny Ocean: That's right.
- Danny Ocean: [at the airport] Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you
- Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.
- Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.
- Abigail Sponder: We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.
- Fired Waitress: I only gained 4 pounds. You can't.
- Abigail Sponder: Yeah, well, your body index is not what it's supposed to be.
- Fired Waitress: But Ms. Sponder...
- Abigail Sponder: Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem.
- [walks away]
- Frank Catton: [voiceover] You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man, that's just unconstitutional.
- Danny Ocean: If they were waitresses.
- Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
- Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruel practice.
- Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off, guys.
- Turk Malloy: It is off.
- Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?
- Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?
- [Danny, Rusty, and Linus are talking to Benedict]
- Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.
- Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.
- Danny Ocean: Or the time.
- Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.
- Rusty Ryan: [referring to Tess] Did she understand?
- Danny Ocean: It's not their fight.
- Rusty Ryan: Did she understand?
- Danny Ocean: [pauses, referring to Tess] It's not their fight.
- Roman Nagel: [in Ruben's home in Las Vegas] Good Lord. How stuck are you?
- Danny Ocean: Stuck.
- Rusty Ryan: Stalled, really.
- Danny Ocean: Stuck.
- Roman Nagel: Run it for me. Don't leave anything out. Give me the big picture.
- Danny Ocean: Do you wanna...?
- Rusty Ryan: [immediately] It's all yours.
- Danny Ocean: Where should we start?
- Rusty Ryan: [immediately] With the hotel.
- Turk Malloy: [referring to Willy Bank while standing around Reuben's hospital bed] I don't care if it gets messy.
- Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.
- Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.
- Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.
- Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...
- Danny Ocean: But...
- Rusty Ryan: Ok, the elevator guard has this little Hitler for a son, a real Ritalin surfer... are you OK?
- Danny Ocean: Yeah, I just bit into a pepper.
- Rusty Ryan: Anyhow... are you... uh...
- Danny Ocean: Hmmm?
- Rusty Ryan: Are you watching... Oprah? And drinking a bottle of wine? Did you TIVO this?
- Danny Ocean: I was reading the paper.
- Rusty Ryan: With the sound turned on full?
- Roman Nagel: Well, I'm gonna give you back the hundred grand.
- Danny Ocean: Why?
- Roman Nagel: Danny, I like you. And you, Rusty. I mean, you've got style. You've got brio. You've got loyalty. Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco and crush him... but it can't be beat. It can't be hacked and it can't be beat.
- Danny Ocean: Not even by you?
- Roman Nagel: Oh, with 18 months, nothing else on my plate, no other jobs, no women, no distractions... maybe.
- Rusty Ryan: But you know everything about this thing.
- Roman Nagel: Everything, except where it's being deployed. The inventor's an old schoolmate of mine. His name is Greco Montgomery. Pompous arse named it after himself.
- Rusty Ryan: Greco? Roman?
- Roman Nagel: You've obviously never served time in a British boarding school.
- Rusty Ryan: [after being told the giant drill is down] Where does that put us?
- Basher Tarr: [in an English accent] Cattled!
- Rusty Ryan: [On the phone talking to Turk in Mexico] Are you sure you are going to get this done?
- Turk Malloy: [shouting into the phone] Yeah, we'll get it done, just need to break the management! I'll call you later!
- [Throws a Malatov cocktail at the factory guards]
- Rusty Ryan: [referring to Isabel] Well, she said she liked surprises...
- Danny Ocean: Uh huh, and?
- Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.