Gavin Richards credited as playing...
Captain Alberto Bertorelli
- Capt. Bertorelli: Who is this handsome officer who looks like the film star.
- [spreads arms wide]
- Col. Von Strom: [to Grubber] This is Captain Bertorelli.
- Lt. Hubert Gruber: I herd about you from the General.
- [Stands up and opens arms]
- Col. Von Strom: [to Bertorelli] This is Lieutenant Grubber.
- Capt. Bertorelli: I herd about you from the General!
- [shakes hand, from distance]
- Capt. Bertorelli: [after stumbling disheveled out of Mini's room - to Lt Grubber] "What ever you do, don't make a pass at the girls.
- René: Don't worry, he won't.
- Capt. Bertorelli: Generalissimo, I embrace you.
- [hugs von Klinkerhoffen to his extreme distaste]
- Capt. Bertorelli: Mussolini has given me a present for you: the Italian War Hero Medal.
- [produces medal]
- Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: Ah, the Italian war hero medal, I don't think I've seen this before.
- Col. Von Strom: I think They're very rare.